he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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