Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Oh god it's open bar.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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