you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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