could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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