He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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