You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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