Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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