wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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