I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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