**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
