we're blogging at a bar
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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