What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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