Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You did what with his pubic hair?
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