I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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