I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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