Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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