Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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