So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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