He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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