why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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