I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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