bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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