margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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