Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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