Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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