I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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