I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
