My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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