How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
