That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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