no, he came in my armpit
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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