your thong is hanging out like whoa
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Naked. naked and bneed help.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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