Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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