Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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