I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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