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(614): View more from Ohio

Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings

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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.

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(765): View more from Indiana

he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.

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(903): View more from Texas

I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.

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