I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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