I wanna passion pit in your ass
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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