god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Found the puke drawer
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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