we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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