quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Drake has all the answers
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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