I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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