I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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