fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
