when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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