Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There r osticjed everywhere
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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