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Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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