and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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