Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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