North Korea, Best Korea!
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
