talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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