like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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