you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
