Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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