let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
