Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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